Here's Something-La ;)
J: McSnick.
Legend (who's who)
M: Chief Technical Officer
S: President and CEO
I: Treasurer
J, G, N, A, D, F etc: monkeys
Briefly: we work for a startup. This is what life is like for us. We make a very good product. No, i'm serious.

Thursday, May 08, 2003 


lunchtime
discussing worldwide teenage pregnancy
M: well you see, the Appalachian mountain areas are generally laughed at for having a variety of social problems -
C (admin): like inbreeding.
J: i see...
M (counts on fingers): poor education, inbreeding, and a severe lack of shoes.
C: not to mention the most ridiculous form of music ever to come out of the United States, namely hillbilly bluegrass.
O (sales): HEY, i LIKE bluegrass!
office: hahahaha!
J: the prosecution rests :)

Wednesday, May 07, 2003 


The big move

Office space isn't cheap. With 7 (soon to be 8) people working in a tiny office that's probably smaller than both of my brothers' bedrooms, space is valuable. We aren't at the point where a large office is affordable in our budget, so we have to make do with what we have. In the last few weeks, we've made two attempts to make our office more usable. The first was to buy an industrial shelf. Now instead of having computers laid out all over the floor, they're stacked on the shelf. This freed up at least 10% of the space and made the entire office more usuable and accessible. Yesterday was the second attempt: my big move. After most people left, I emptied half of the closet and moved my desk in there. I removed the two sliding office doors, moved a bunch of boxes out of one side and stacked them all in the other side. The years of playing Tetris paid off. Now half my desk protrudes out of the closet and is right next to J�s. I took both doors and squeezed them between our desks so now there is a partition. It�ll come in handy when I�m working hard and he�s busy dancing away to some Daler. Also there will be no more screen-watching when playing CS (counter strike) after hours. When people came back into work this morning they were quite impressed. The office seems enormous now and I have my own pseudo-cubical. Sweet action.

Tuesday, May 06, 2003 


mayday: the missing treasurer
sometime after his (sober) return to the office
J: the goodness of beer? the goodness of beer is what put you down for two days!
M (CTO): hah.
I (Treasurer): no, it wasn't the beer. it was all the pharmaceuticals.
M: pharmaceuticals? what pharmaceuticals?!
J: well narcotics, presumably.
M: right, so what *were* you smoking?
I: well that's what *i* want to know.


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