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THE LEXICON. [GO]
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Burn him at the stake! A: "Tests failed!!" St: "Who was it A? Point him out!! Tell us who it was!!" A: "......[looking up logs]... it was..... St!" St: [mouth drops] everyone: lol
Posted 5:31 PM
by G | Cheap shot #2 S: "St, there's something wrong with the phone system. When people dial in and key in my name, they can't reach me." G: "...what? I keyed in A-S-S last week and it went through fine."
Posted 1:54 PM
by G | We're working too hard I walks over beside A's desk and picks up a full ziplock bag of chunky white powder I: "Come on A, you don't REAALLY need THIS much..." A: "hahahaha" I: "....so, uh, what IS this?"
Posted 6:16 PM
by G | On Northern Professionalism. J, now a Yellowknifer, is constantly tormented by management to be the exemplar of big-city professionalism during his Arctic sojourn. Here, we find him in the middle of a call to the phone company, attempting to connect a residential line to his apartment. Phone Lady: Can I please have your phone number? Cheap shot Earlier in the week.. S: "If you don't hear much from me, I'm still struggling with the business plan..." Today G eating some Toblerone S: "oh.. can I score a piece of that?" G: "...so is the business plan done?" S: "Ouch that's cold. now I can't even enjoy it if I have a piece takes a piece anyway
Posted 4:40 PM
by G | She *is* niiiicce S: "A, A, A... J ratted you out. A has a GF! And he interrupted work to call her [sarcasm]" G: "oh come on, it was Sunday night" S: "So? it's still work!" G: "Actually it was like 1am" S: "OH! so it was a WORK DAY"
Posted 4:37 PM
by G | Helleh? S: "...G, why is the voice on the phone system so angry? ... It's you is it?" Apparently, customers are complaining =D Posted 11:34 AM by G | So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu. Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and youuuuuuuUUUUUU G is arranging a 'see you later' lunch for J: G (in email): "We'll be celebrating J moving up north (and also winning new projects) this Wednesday. Please let me know if you can/can't make it." O (reply email): "I think it might sound better to say that we were marking, rather than celebrating, J's move north?" J (reply):"Nono, that's precisely what he meant." J: "Case in point (circa 15 seconds ago): Posted 5:06 PM by G | ...is she...niiiicce? A is working on his sister's slideshow for her wedding this week: I walks over to A: "is that your date?" A: "NO!" G: "that's his sister.. lol" I: "THAT's your sister? wwwwooooowww" everyone: "LOL" G: "get ready to get thrown out the window" A: "lol OUTSIDE.. NOW" M: "what are you laughing about?" I: "it's alfred's sister, come check it out" everyone: "OHHHHHHH"
Posted 2:47 PM
by G | Your ass on the line Friday afternoon, before the long weekend, M is planning a major DB revamp...:
This reminds me of the time where the older W was working here, and was reluctant to put his ass on the line. N then creates a plain webpage with just a line across the middle of it and some text underneath saying "W, your ass better be touching the screen"
Posted 2:04 PM
by G | Wits and Wages
Posted 6:47 PM
by N |
There's someone in my HAUS... and it's NOT ME.
Posted 6:38 PM
by N |
This could very well be N
Posted 11:41 AM
by G | N has come so close to doing this so many times: Discomfited German hurls PC from window, police sympathize Comments are gold:
S is starting to pick up on the lexicon. Kind of. Wednesday afternoon, after we've gone out for Pho to celebrate W's birthday, a discussion ensues.... Posted 4:26 PM by N | Tim Horton's Breakfast Sandwich, McD's Sausage and Egg McMuffin, McD's BLT, or McD's Sausage, Egg and Cheese McGriddle? All fingers point to J Around lunch time, there are multiple calls for "where's the washroom key?" With no responses it seemed like S or M had accidentally taken it with them for lunch. When they came back: Posted 6:06 PM by G | A just smiles and takes one on the chin. G has been taking support calls and breaking his head, as per usual. Posted 5:44 PM by N |
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